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[11 Jan 2004|12:05pm]
I would rather rip off all of your flesh than remove anyone from my friends list. You all are my best friends. And you all keep me entertained. So please, ask me again to remove you.
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[11 Nov 2003|03:13pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Hi everyone. i would like to let you all know that this was a big joke made by two 15 year old girls who had nothing to do this summer, except mess with strangers on lj. now we are too busy to keep up the nonsense. it was fun. haha hope you found it as funny as we did.


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[28 Sep 2003|10:07am]
As for you my friend, why not coax the snake from its hole? Why not dump the contents of your pockets (string, lint, and hook) on this table? No need for the stuttering; your disease is apparent, having shuddered up the back of your neck to choke you. No need for a Sunday brunch or a joke to kill the nerves. The others are off on their hairless horses trotting high. As for you, with your knowing smirk, anthills in your urn, tell me, my brother, we have not one birch leaf left between us to cover our sex, our legs stained with the smell of semen. Be honest, like the robin feeding its nest with twigs before it flies west. Like Mother, stuffing your pillow with smoke from her own lungs, beating it with the stones in her knuckles.
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[26 Aug 2003|03:00pm]
Sometimes people's incompatence aggravates me.
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[18 Aug 2003|10:42am]
im so glad everyone likes me.

and i like everyone in return.

especially you_look_funny.
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[11 Aug 2003|12:43pm]
i bought a really cool umbrella today.
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ohm [05 Aug 2003|11:08pm]
i was in a bad mood today. and i punched my wall. i didnt even make a dent. hah.

and i lied. i dont have a dog. if i di, i wouldnt kick it. stories are fun arent they?

i was thinking about moving. and then i decided i would move to montana and be one of those creepy dudes who run around in the woods and build fires and dance around them and kill bears to make clothes. like and indian but, creepy. im so excited.
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[04 Aug 2003|01:06am]
i dont think ill be updating again for a while. probably most cause my bestest prettiest friend doesnt like me anymore. i guess i will see you uh sunday.
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lightning outside [04 Aug 2003|12:15am]
for all of you that do not enjoy my writings, what is wrong with it?

so i was taking one of my walks today and i realized that an old man was wobbling in front of me. after i stopped laughing i realized that he fell down over his cane. i started laughing even harder to the point where i couldnt breathe. it was the best day of my life.

and then i went home and kicked my dog. i hate my dog. it helps me get out my anger though. i guess one day ill kick it too hard and it will de. oh well. i guess ill have to go on without it. maybe ill buy a punching bag.
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[03 Aug 2003|01:41pm]
sometimes i like to think about what i will do with my life and ive decided im going to join the army. even though ill probably end up dying since im a puny little freak i want to be able to shoot things. so ill end up wasting ammo and then getting kicked out. but i guess geting free guns and ammo is cool. so ill do that when i grow up.
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[01 Aug 2003|06:28pm]
so today when i killed a squirrel i decided that i didnt want to eat it and that i should go vegitarian. so then i decided that i wanted to make a website about it like goveg.com. so then i decided that i was going to go to the secratary of state and get my name changed. what do you think? or should i change it to psycho smurf. yay for smurfs.

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[01 Aug 2003|01:05am]
psycho smurf

is a Giant Ant that came Back in Time from the 29th Century, is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, Screeches when Angry, fires Rockets, has Four Sets of Teeth, and eats Nuclear Waste.

Strength: 5 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 8

To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat psycho smurf, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights psycho smurf using

battle me and let me know how it goes
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[01 Aug 2003|12:11am]
again a lot of you have shown me that there is not a lot of fun in the world. go to alaska where people wont have to hear from you. otherwise...

to all of you who like me and are reading this

i would like to climb a really big tree and then put a penquin in it. since penquins cant fly, how would they get down. and i want to put a cow in an elevator and bring it to the top of a building and break the elvator so they couldnt get the cow down. do you think its a good idea?
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[31 Jul 2003|03:09pm]

Find your inner Smurf!

i WaNt YoU aLl To KnOw ThAt I aM gOiNg To FiNd WhErE yOu LiVe

and murder your pets and you.
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[30 Jul 2003|10:53am]
I believe that many of you have problems that you need to sort out. A very wise man I know used the quote, "Act brave. Even if your not, no one will be able to tell." I think many of you go by those words wether or not you know it. Please, understand this is a test, some of you have already failed. Failed miserably. So that means you have failed at life. And thats why I would like to kill you to get you out of the way. Thank you for your time. Oh and thank you to the people who have added me. Maybe you understand me.
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[30 Jul 2003|09:13am]
I dyed my dog's hair neon green last night.
I'm thinking about dying my nose hair.
Wonder what will happen.
Guess we'll soon find out.

Have you ever wondered why you feel like you're wondering through life without a purpose?
It's probably because you are.
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[29 Jul 2003|11:21am]
And i shall kill each and every one of you.
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